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Mikey had always been good at fitting into a crowd, but after he hit puberty, he found it impossible.










All the cat's Halloween costumes were impeccable, except Frank, who forgot his completely.









I should have never told him I was pregnant.










It was a challenge. We all had to eat food the color of our hair. Lucky for me, I didn't have brown hair like my sister.









The lobster shortage was forcing chefs all over the world to go to drastic measures.
















Although my conscience said I was beautiful, my doctor said I was a medical mystery.










I don't think the jail warden understood the meaning of "community service".

This is what 20 years working at a Nuclear power plant does to you.






I should've chosen the electric chair.

After I showed my psychiatrist the picture, she understood what I meant by "childhood trauma".





After the accident, this was the closest I could ever get to smiling.




At the Feline Beauty Pageant, Miss Alabama won first place in Sex-a-Peel.



Our lives rested in the cold hands of a steel monster.



I knew I should have went with a dog.



I wish I had cooler friends.