WEEK OF 2/6





Trying to save a few bucks on the [[#|plastic surgery]] he wanted, George let his Harry-Potter-crazed brother give him a make-over.

When Joe told me he had eyes in the back of his head, he forgot to mention that he also had mustache, too.

We all have two different sides to ourselves, but for this guy... It won't get better.

The glowering man, a famous staring-contest winner, wasn't as good as they all thought.

This is what happens when you owe your barber money.

The barber was an amateur tattoo artist, and some sleepy-pills allowed him to fulfill his dream.

Batman: Another Two-face?!

Give me the stone, Harry.

All the better to see you with my darling

Mr. Mustachio is my roommate.

My teacher really does have yeses on the back of his head

You two-faced liar!

He has gorgeous eyes.

Big brother is watching you

Oh, so that's what he meant when he said he had eyes in the back of his head!

Batman's second worse enemy

Looks like J.K Rowling really was telling the truth: you can have two faces.

When Robert tole me he has eyes on the back of his head, i had no idea they were such a beautiful blue!

What a two faced liar!

You talkin' to me?

Two heads are better than one.

How do you like my new [[#|diet plan]]?

Put your best face forward.

Don't I... know you?

WEEK OF 1/23





WINNER


A Tubby inside a Tubby. Tubbi - Inception.

RUNNER-UP


Some people have an angel and a devil on their shoulders. I, on the other hand, just have a chubby guy with a clarinet.




WEEK OF 1/3




Here we see the pre-pubescent teenage boy: you can tell from the vacant look in his eyes that he procrastinated last night.

I said beam me up, Scotty, not beam me sideways!





Mailman hunting is the fastest growing sport in the animal kingdom

In retaliation to the Girl Scouts new aggressive marketing campaign, the Smiths decided to invest in a little "Girl Scout Deterrent."









WINNER:

Due to an decrease in cookie sales, the Girl Scouts decided to take a more aggressive approach.

RUNNER-UP:

"Dude! Its a sliding door!"






WINNER

After a lot of Red Bull and some visual editing, Paws was born.

RUNNER-UP

I had always heard that catfish could be vicious.

WEEK OF 10/31

WINNER

My 7th grade Literature teacher told me that the only way to fully understand someone is to "climb into their skin."

RUNNER-UP

Evolution, you're doing it wrong.

WEEK OF 10/24



WINNER:

After hitting fifty bikers, John is trying to cover up the evidence and not look suspicious.

RUNNER-UP:

Mr. Jones had second thoughts about getting the magnetic roof option.

WEEK OF 10/17






WINNER:

When the baby was born, they knew that the name "Harry' would fit him perfectly.

RUNNER-UP:

The corporate manager for E-Trade wants the hippies to leave Bawl Street.