This was the best Christmas picture the Williams had ever had.

Now this is a truly rare sight, the rare loony sapien flower is in full bloom.

And at that moment, they realized they should have given Fredrick a diaper.

And Ronald, that's how babies are born.

WINNER

For the next 12 hours, all crime is legal.

1ST RUNNER-UP

Maybe if i sit on it, the NO will go away.

2ND RUNNER-UP

As the Minivan was about to run over her, Sheila realized why she wasn't supposed to be in the parking lot in the first place.

WINNER

Too much eggnog has its consequences.

1ST RUNNER-UP

Santa in his college years.

2ND RUNNER-UP

What Santa does the other 364 days of the year.

WINNER

No shoes, no shirt, and we still get service!

1ST RUNNER-UP

Good thing Aunt Clarissa is blind, because if she had seen the way we dressed for her wedding, she would have had a heart attack.

2ND RUNNER-UP

I guess I really do need my wife.

WINNER

I know what you're thinking. Marissa's red pants are smashing.

1ST RUNNER-UP

As a child, he was never asked "Why the long face?" but instead "Why the long midsection?"

2ND RUNNER-UP

Due to the severe budget cuts in the school bus department, the Mellville school for girls had to resort to extreme measures.

WINNER

They say curiosity killed the cat; player number five killed mine.

1ST RUNNER-UP

That kick knocked the nine lives right out of me.

2ND RUNNER-UP

Hey! I'm on your team!

WINNER

He said there would be candy.

1ST RUNNER-UP

The Rodgers really wanted that It Factor for their Christmas cards.

2ND RUNNER-UP

We asked for a French bicycle tour, and they gave us this.