WEEK OF 2/20





Levitating, because planking was so last year.

And that was the day we knew Mary Poppins had gone bonkers

Jane had always been clingy.

I had always called Judy a metal-head, but when she got magnetized to the celling, I knew I was right.

Doorknob standing: Who cares about gymnastics!

As a kid, my aunt Emily would eat bugs of the celling

What you don't know is that she has X-Ray vision, and she is on Alien Watch for the Air Force.

When clara got her braces, she learned a great much about magnetism.

WEEK OF 2/6

CO - WINNERS (A tie this week)

This is what happens when you spike prune juice.

Lets party,and by party I mean lets feel sorry for our selves.



WEEK OF 1/9




WINNER

I thought I was a chick magnet, but turned out that they'd rather lock me in cages.

RUNNER-UP

Now I know why the caged bird sings.





WEEK OF 1/3




Swagger monkey has swag.

What happens when you cross Harry Potter and T-Pain?

WEEK OF 12/5







You know, the camera really adds ten pounds.

Even the elephants make fun of me, and they're huuuge.

WEEK OF 11/28








WINNER

Instead of Mom giving spankings she pushes us off the slide and makes us stay there until the end of Desperate Housewives.

RUNNER-UP

Barbra doesn't care about her brothers safety. She just wants to look good for the camera.

WEEK Of 11/13




WINNER

Voted most likely to become glue in the high school yearbook.

RUNNER-UP

I know they say don't put the carriage before the horse, but in this case it might have been better.

WEEK OF 11/7






WINNER

When I said no rough play, this is egg-zactly what I was talking about

RUNNER-UP

The Egg Mafia stikes again.

WEEK OF 10/31





WINNER

He is trying to hide the fact that his mom bought him a purple thong.

RUNNER-UP

Bongo likes hot dogs.

WEEK OF 10/24





WINNER:

You always said you wanted to get your face plastered all over the news, but this is just ridiculous.

RUNNER-UP:

I don't think that Patrick quite understood the meaning of the paper mache project.

WEEK OF 10/17

WINNER:

Ever since our owners changed our food brand, we've put on a couple pounds.

RUNNER-UP:

Spot, is it me or are we in heaven?

WEEK OF 10/10





WINNER:
Joey said he was a world famous plastic surgeon. I should have known better when the nurse asked me, "Pepperoni or cheese?"

RUNNER-UP:
Mario knew his business was going down hill, so he decided that his pizzas needed more life in them.