2008-2009

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"It was a simple matter of finding them; a cop always follows his gut.

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**When I look back on my life, I don't think Ive been very productive.**
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**You know you have had a bad day when your boyfriend leaves you somewhere in the middle of Kansas.**
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=**While in a trance-like state, he achieved enlightenment at last and became...The Budduck**=

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== = = = = = = =**I always wondered where Lisa went after that day.**= = = = =

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=**We were perfect, the seven of us, but then Bob over there...he was always the crooked one.**=

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= = = = =**I'm gonna give you 5 seconds to get your hands off me.**= = = = =

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= = = = = = =**"Hey Mom, ever wonder what I do when I'm with my friends?"**= = =



=**As a woman of Buddhist faith, I must have a small pet, a statue of Buddha, and some killer heels.**=



= = =**Have you ever had your toupee removed by two strange women?**= = = = = = =



=** Two weeks after the accident, my father came home, angry again. **=

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=** It was the last gas station for miles, and on the door was a sign, the "back in five" crossed out, and in its place, scrawled in blood: "No. I will never be back." **= = =



I just love looking at Robert Pattinson!

I always wondered what things looked like through your eyes!

Help! I'm stuck in a horses body!

I never payed him back, and now, I'm stuck.

Seriously, I have no idea how I got in here.

Nutty always had an eye for sexy buff men.

When I died I never knew I would end up as a horse, nor that I would be called Buttercup.



What can I say? I was hungry! Looks like someone was hungry! David + Market+ baseball bat = End of The Snack Center

That chimpanzee was looking for the rest of the poor ladies face.
I think Taz had had a hangover last night and went to the grocery store... I had searched the whole store and I couldn't find the Twinkies anywhere! I've always wondered why they closed down... The shoplifter's convention was in town.

=**Strike a pose!**= I wish on was on the boat instead of this beach... It's 3:11, the boat is still being delayed, and I'm stuck taking pictures with my toupee wearing grandma. Hmmm... there seems to be something missing...oh right! That word called..."Fun" The boat we were trying to __#|rent to__ go water skiing looked a lot smaller in the picture! Island Princess was supposed to be the 'prettiest cruise ship of them all', but the company who made it never said it had to __#|work__. The island we were docked at it was supposed to be empty and peaceful but instead we got a bunch of loud people and random pictures of Matthew changeing shorts... We got pictures of the cruise, beach, water and creepy __#|fat__ men. = = == = = =**This woman has too much time on her hands.**= Who knew dogs could be so sexy. Where'd they find tap shoes so small? Look whose lifting her skirt a little too high. I was bored of //regular// hobbies, so I decided to try something new. I've always wanted to be a puppeter but doll puppets always bored me so I choose puppet dogs. When people said dogs couldn't dance, well, of course she had to prove them wrong. After that day, no one could ever say " You cant teach an old dog new tricks = = = = = = = = = = = = = = == =**Raise the roof!**= Get me out, it's too cold in here! Doors are so last year. Where's the Discovery Channel crew when I need them? Which way would it be warmer? Light or no light? I think the walls are a wee bit harsh... Ah..the light it burns! Oh no, I forgot to build a door... He never liked people, but today he finally acted on it. = = =**|| || || I need some serious advil ||**= = = =**I need some serious Advil.**= Get me inside. I hate nature. Watching I Love Lucy's Vegemeatiminal Girl, I went out and assigned myself the Tylenol Girl. He said the light hit my face perfectly and I looked like a goddess. But than I moved. Stupid sunlight! Why can't you just leave?! Ugh...stop taking pictures! I wanna go home! Please, no more pictures, I'm having a bad hair day.