2012-2013



WINNER Jerry had a magnetic personality.

1ST RUNNER-UP It was then that he decided to take up knitting.

2ND RUNNER-UP Hey guys look, I found Waldo. See, where I'm pointing.




 * WINNER**


 * No more excuses, its time to rise up! Do you want pampers?!!! Do you want cookies! Down with the creamed peas!**


 * 1ST RUNNER-UP**


 * I don't understand why everyone calls it the TERRIBLE twos -- I've had a great year.c**


 * 2ND RUNNER-UP**


 * His name was Shiva and his first word was destroyer.**



WINNER

Hula-dancing kitty tells the story of the blue shovel.

1ST RUNNER-UP

Fluffy: Airplane landing assistant.

2ND RUNNER-UP

Living on the farm can make a fat cat crazy.



WINNER

Prom was great, but dinner was better.

1ST RUNNER-UP

Jessie, Katie, and Christina's dates got them rural corsages.

2nd RUNNER-UP

Because dogs are too mainstream.



WINNER

Susie was the flower girl, Michael was the ring bearer, and Kelly was asked to be kept in the hotel for the wedding. 1ST RUNNER UP

Malinda grew up __#|to be a teacher__ Jenkins grew up to be a farmer, and Beatrice is now spending her days in a happy place where people can help her.

2ND RUNNER UP

I noticed before the others that it was not my mother slobbering behind the camera but a flatulent priest in a banana suit.



WINNER

"I'm so sorry you had to see me like this. I'm usually batman when I'm on my llama."

1ST RUNNER-UP

Everything was perfect, until Jane introduced him to her family.

2ND RUNNER

hey, what can i say, go big or go home.



__#|WINNER__

After the baby was born, Buddy resorted to drastic measures for getting attention.

1ST RUNNER UP

My family has a unique taste in __#|chandeliers__.

2ND RUNNER-UP

"Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear OH MY GOD IS THAT YOUR DOG?"



__#|WINNER__

Eliot was about to take a monumental __#|step__ for sloth kind but then... "Forget this!" he yawned and mosied back into his trashed basement.

1ST RUNNER-UP

Due to recent __#|budget cuts__ NASA had to downscale a little on their astronauts.

2ND RUNNER-UP

Costa Rica, we have a problem.



__#|WINNER__ People say Henry's not real. But then again, they say that my shiny blue dress is ugly.

1ST RUNNER-UP Hey, it was them or our cats.

2ND RUNNER-UP I realize now what my mom meant when she said he had a paper thin persona.



If only my finger hadn't been covering the lens, I could clearly prove to you that Mitt Romney WAS riding on a flying dinosaur wearing a sparkly jumpsuit.