2011-2012

WEEK OF 2/20



Levitating, because planking was so last year.

And that was the day we knew Mary Poppins had gone bonkers

Jane had always been clingy.

I had always called Judy a metal-head, but when she got magnetized to the celling, I knew I was right.

Doorknob standing: Who cares about gymnastics!

As a kid, my aunt Emily would eat bugs of the celling

What you don't know is that she has X-Ray vision, and she is on Alien Watch for the Air Force.

When clara got her braces, she learned a great much about magnetism.

WEEK OF 2/6



=CO - WINNERS (A tie this week)=

This is what happens when you spike prune juice.

Lets party,and by party I mean lets feel sorry for our selves.

WEEK OF 1/9



WINNER

I thought I was a chick magnet, but turned out that they'd rather lock me in cages.

RUNNER-UP

Now I know why the caged bird sings.

WEEK OF 1/3

Swagger monkey has swag.

What happens when you cross Harry Potter and T-Pain?

WEEK OF 12/5



You know, the camera really adds ten pounds.

Even the elephants make fun of me, and they're huuuge.

WEEK OF 11/28



WINNER

=Instead of Mom giving spankings she pushes us off the slide and makes us stay there until the end of Desperate Housewives.= = =

RUNNER-UP

=Barbra doesn't care about her brothers safety. She just wants to look good for the camera.=

WEEK Of 11/13



WINNER

=Voted most likely to become glue in the high school yearbook.=

RUNNER-UP

=I know they say don't put the carriage before the horse, but in this case it might have been better.= = =

WEEK OF 11/7



WINNER

**When I said no rough play, this is egg-zactly what I was talking about**
RUNNER-UP

**The Egg Mafia stikes again.**
WEEK OF 10/31

WINNER =He is trying to hide the fact that his mom bought him a purple thong.=

RUNNER-UP =Bongo likes hot dogs.=

**WEEK OF 10/24**



WINNER:

You always said you wanted to get your face plastered all over the news, but this is just ridiculous.
RUNNER-UP:

I don't think that Patrick quite understood the meaning of the paper mache project.
**WEEK OF 10/17**



WINNER:

RUNNER-UP:

**WEEK OF 10/10**



WINNER: Joey said he was a world famous plastic surgeon. I should have known better when the nurse asked me, "Pepperoni or cheese?"

RUNNER-UP: Mario knew his business was going down hill, so he decided that his pizzas needed more life in them.