2013-2014

= = This was the best Christmas picture the Williams had ever had.

Now this is a truly rare sight, the rare loony sapien flower is in full bloom.

And at that moment, they realized they should have given Fredrick a diaper.

And Ronald, that's how babies are born.



=WINNER=

For the next 12 hours, all crime is legal.

=1ST RUNNER-UP=

Maybe if i sit on it, the NO will go away.

=2ND RUNNER-UP=

As the Minivan was about to run over her, Sheila realized why she wasn't supposed to be in the parking lot in the first place.

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=WINNER= =Too much eggnog has its consequences.=

=1ST RUNNER-UP= =Santa in his college years.= = = =2ND RUNNER-UP= =What Santa does the other 364 days of the year.=

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=WINNER=

No shoes, no shirt, and we still get service!

=1ST RUNNER-UP=

Good thing Aunt Clarissa is blind, because if she had seen the way we dressed for her wedding, she would have had a heart attack.

=2ND RUNNER-UP=

I guess I really do need my wife.

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=** WINNER **= = = =** I know what you're thinking. Marissa's red pants are smashing. **= = =

=** 1ST RUNNER-UP **= =** As a child, he was never asked "Why the long face?" but instead "Why the long midsection?" **= =**2ND RUNNER-UP**=

=** Due to the severe budget cuts in the school bus department, the Mellville school for girls had to resort to extreme measures. **= = = = =



=**WINNER**= = =

=**They say curiosity killed the cat; player number five killed mine.**=

= = = = =**1ST RUNNER-UP**= = = =**That kick knocked the nine lives right out of me.**= = = = = =**2ND RUNNER-UP**=

=**Hey! I'm on your team!**= = =

== = = = = =WINNER= =He said there would be candy.=

=1ST RUNNER-UP= =The Rodgers really wanted that It Factor for their Christmas cards.=

=2ND RUNNER-UP= = We asked for a French bicycle tour, and they gave us this. =